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papa-erwin:

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jean-huh-kirschnickerdoodle:

papa-erwin:

excuse me sir but——

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and thorin will be all like "I’M GONNA KILL ALL THESE GODDAMN DRAGONS!!!!!"

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I’m so incredibly sorry

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larissafae:

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brispeak:

Post-It Notes from a Stay-At-Home Dad.

These were all very entertaining :P

I love how he calls his wife “permanent roommate”

at least my coworker is hot

Surprisingly deep social commentary in that last note.

(Source: lohanofficial, via nefertsukia)

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A Mess

I AM SO SICK OF MY DAD BASHING MY FRIENDS. 

IF I CARED ABOUT RACE/WEIGHT/OTHER SHIT THEN I’D BE TEN TIMES FUCKING MORE LONELY! I’D HAVE NO FUCKING FRIENDS. BECAUSE I HAVE LIKE FIVE PEOPLE THAT I CAN CONSTANTLY CALL IN LIFE AND THEY MEAN THE WORLD TO ME.

I DON’T GIVE A FUCK IF THEIR RACE OR WEIGHT OR APPEARANCE OF ANY KIND PISSES YOU THE FUCK OFF! TOO FUCKING BAD! THEY ARE MY FRIENDS! YOU CAN’T CHOSE THEM FOR ME. 

I MADE THEM MY FRIENDS BECAUSE WE CONNECTED.WE UNDERSTOOD EACH OTHER. WE LEARNED ABOUT EACH OTHER. 

I AM SO MAD ABOUT THIS. JUST BECAUSE MY FRIEND IS A CERTAIN RACE DOESN’T MEAN HE TAKES ADVANTAGE OF ME. 

JUST BECAUSE MY FRIEND’S APPEARANCE ISN’T UP TO PAR WITH HOW SOCIETY WOULD VIEW THEM DOESN’T MEAN I “KEEP THEM AROUND TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER”! 

JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE DEPRESSED OR SICK DOESN’T MEAN THEY WANT TO LEECH OFF ME!

JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE DOESN’T MEAN YOU CAN TAKE IT OUT ON ME! LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE! I WILL NO LONGER BE ABUSED BY YOUR EMOTIONAL MANIPULATION! 

FUCK YOU

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dftb-effin-a:

mintprincen:

goddess-of-apples:

snorlaxlovesme:

rosereturns:

things said in majority of movies:

  • "I TRUSTED YOU!!"
  • "she’s not just some girl!"
  • "I should have told you this a long time ago."
  • "I’m not a little girl anymore!!"
  • "but I love him!!"

-“You’re giving up your dream!”
  “No dad, I’m giving up YOUR dream.”

"I knew your father. He was a good man."

*girl walks downstairs*

Guy: Wow… you look… great.

-“you won’t get away with this!”
-“oh, I already have”

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maid-marian:

"Best lesson I’ve had all week! Thanks, Dad."

ejacutastic:

kill the imposter

ejacutastic:

kill the imposter

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ultrafacts:

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I’ve always thought people would place bricks by hand. THIS IS MIND BLOWING

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stitchkingdom:

SCOTT MICHAEL FOSTER and GEORGINA HAIG as KRISTOFF and ELSA in ONCE UPON A TIME

Not following stitchkingdom.tumblr.com already? Just imagine what you’ve been missing!

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